Tate Britain’s famed Turner Prize exhibition will begin tomorrow exhibiting the work of the four shortlisted artists that had the best shows during the past year. Of this year’s submissions, The Guardian concludes: “Not so shocking - there’s even a painter“! Follow this link if you’d like to see a slideshow of this year’s contestants, but I thought I’d provide a few words on the four artists, lifted from The Guardian’s own description and completely (almost) editorial free.
First we have Tomma Abts, a German painter of age 38, whose work, “begins with no preconceived idea. The forms in the painting are not meant to symbolise anything or describe anything outside the work…” and a jury member mentions that, “She’s been grafting away in this same format for a good decade.”
Second, Mr. Phil collins, age 35, who, “uses video, photography and live events in his work, often visiting politically sensitive regions.” For one of his works “he invited 40 people to sit silently for Hollywood-style screen tests for a non-existent film.”
Third, (and my personal fav) is Rebecca Warren, 41, “whose large female figures made from unfired clay are both sexual and grotesque. Judging panel member Margot Heller, director of the South London gallery, said the works of women with “humungous knobbly breasts and enormous bobbly buttocks” were “unlike anything you’ve seen before”. They take a “playful prod at the male modernist canon”, almost ridiculing the work of the likes of Degas and Rodin. “They combine wit, intelligence and art historical references in a uniquely individual style.”
(Say ‘humungous knobbly breasts and enormous bobbly buttocks’ with a British accent to do it justice.)
Fourth and finally, Mr. Mark Titchner, who, “creates hybrid installations from all manner of sources. His work incorporates wall paintings, light boxes, digital animation and sculpture. He is also, arguably, the most difficult to grasp.”
Of course we won’t know who will win until December, but apparently the odds are on the painter.
For an amusing and very candid review of what life is like as a Turner Prize juror, please read Lynn Barber’s, “How I Suffered for Art’s Sake“. Of visiting the art gallery shows in order to find her nominations, she has this complaint:
“Many of them were shut; a lot were simply unfindable, even with a map. (It is part of the mystique of ‘edgy’ galleries to hide in warehouses and lock-ups with no visible means of ingress.) Vyner Street in Hackney is supposed to contain a dozen galleries but even after a year I only found six. On the other hand, I did once see Keanu Reeves in Vyner Street admiring an artwork in the Modern Art gallery, a blue, plastic rectangle, I seem to recall, that looked like a Formica offcut and cost 20 grand. Reeves described it as ‘almost Kleinian’, which is artspeak for blue.
Seeing Keanu was about the only consolation for my long, lonely treks to the East End. At first, my friends were keen to accompany me, but they all tried it once and never again. The general reaction was incredulity that we’d driven through traffic jams for two hours in order to see a show consisting of three slabs of concrete and a tyre.”